Golden Ass: The Revenge of Death Asser

yo assgobblers, did you miss me?

askaspookyskeleton:

askaspookyskeleton:

askaspookyskeleton:

this guy was watching spooky scary skeletons with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of the skeleton war and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting skeletons fight their meatbag fuckboi enemies without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a skeleton warrior” it’s precious

Update: I boned him

askaspookyskeleton:

askaspookyskeleton:

askaspookyskeleton:

this guy was watching spooky scary skeletons with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of the skeleton war and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting skeletons fight their meatbag fuckboi enemies without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a skeleton warrior” it’s precious

Update: I boned him

You're a big nerd, but the coolest nerd around. Also I like your hair.
Anonymous

thanks bruh!

good night meatjackers

meatjacker fandom, jack your meat
reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

shalrath:

reblog if youre not a noob (must not be a noob to reblog this)

Jack Bros. 2

featuring:

  • Jack Frost
  • Pyro Jack
  • Jack Mameet

bravedad:

i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

finally, a shiny McDonald’s

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

finally, a shiny McDonald’s