Golden Ass: The Revenge of Death Asser

kumagawa:

kaguramutsuki:

what is the purpose of a foreskin. is it for the dong to retreat into when it gets scared? does it signify a longer winter if dong stays inside it? does it keep the dong warm………………..

bros…dont let her know, this is only for real bros. dont let a girl gamer know the secrets of the JO crystals…

genderoftheday:

4channers, antifeminist, and transphobes can send me as many nasty messages, slurs, and disgusting pictures as they want, but none of those will ever offend me even one one-millionth as much as I am offended by this url.

genderoftheday:

4channers, antifeminist, and transphobes can send me as many nasty messages, slurs, and disgusting pictures as they want, but none of those will ever offend me even one one-millionth as much as I am offended by this url.

zeroiii:

metal gear fandom grab your chaff grenades. they cant troll you if their security cameras are down

motion controls? touch screens? analog sticks? mice? keyboards?

all fucking modern garbage.

we need to go back to the good old days of gaming, when we controlled video games by turning big-ass knobs.

yeah. that’s the good shit.

pleasurepanties:

new game mechanic: you cum in game, you cum in real life too

estpolis:

tinycartridge:

Link, Isabelle, and more coming to Mario Kart 8 ⊟

What. Not sure if this reveal was accidental, but Nintendo UK’s official site posted listings for two upcoming downloadable content packs for Mario Kart 8.

The Zelda pack, coming this November, includes:

  • 3 Characters: Tanooki Mario, Cat Peach, Link
  • 4 Vehicles (is that a Blue Falcon from F-Zero?)
  • 8 Courses

The Animal Crossing pack isn’t due until May 2015:

  • 3 Characters: Villager, Isabelle, Dry Bowser
  • 4 Vehicles
  • 8 Courses

Each pack is priced at £7.00 or the UK, or around $11.60. The listings note, “As a bonus for purchasing both packs - as a bundle or separately - you can get eight different-coloured Yoshis and eight different-coloured Shy Guys that can be used right away.”

BUY Mario Kart 8, Mario Kart 7, upcoming games

i reblogged this before but at the time i didnt even notice the animal crossing track AND THE F-ZERO TRACK

AND

THE EXCITEBIKE TRACK

maidosama:

nyetwork:

honestly i think about this like… once every three hours

I have watched this like 100 times today

Crush 40 - Live & Learn
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triple-q:

One of the central characters of Sonic Adventure 2 is the amnesiac Shadow the Hedgehog. He is identified by his black hair and distinctive red streak. He does not have any memory of his past.

Created by an intelligent doctor and the game’s main villain, Shadow was born from alien DNA with the intent to be the ultimate lifeform. Realising the evil that was intended to be done with Shadow, the scientist behind him (who was ordered to be killed shortly after) took Shadow to try and use him to defeat the alien menace.

Unfortunately, it was not until the big bad is up in full swing and the world is screwed that anyone found any of this out, including Shadow realizing the artificiality of his life.

Shadow owns a bike, and is often accompanied by an alien who assists him in battle.

He has an intense rivalry with the blue blur Sonic, who likes to keep the world in order… but, there’s more to them than just looking like each other.

it’s not until the big bad is up in full swing and the world is screwed that anyone finds any of this out, including Shadow finding out the artificiality of his life.

Sonic Adventure 2 culminates with the heroes and villains fighting in deep space over the ultimate weapon, a satellite with the power to obliterate Earth.

After Shadow transforms into his golden super form in order to defeat his villainous creator and save the planet, he is sent hurtling back to Earth, and almost dies.

"This is who I am!"

kingcheddarxvii:

terrakion:

hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?

Im ready. i’m finally done. thisi s my breaking point. im pulling the pulg on this damned webstiet. you dont come in here and insutl kermit like this. say your prayers and say goobdye to your piss blogs you festering armpit molds